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Title: A blonde joke
Post by: 2chickiebaby on September 14, 2009, 09:29:34 PM
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?" 

The other blonde turns & says "Hellooooooo, can you see Florida???" 
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A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! 



Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
 

"NO!" the blonde yelled back,  "IT'S A SCARF!" 

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I know they're not that funny but just humor me, I have pneumonia ;D
Title: Re: A blonde joke
Post by: luise.volta on September 14, 2009, 09:42:25 PM
You should be getting well. Yes, let here it for chickiebaby getting WELL!!!
Title: Re: A blonde joke
Post by: CarolN on September 15, 2009, 06:55:06 AM
I thought they were funny  :D  Get Well chickiebaby.
Title: Re: A blonde joke
Post by: AnnieB on September 15, 2009, 06:55:46 AM
more more!
Title: Re: A blonde joke
Post by: 2chickiebaby on September 15, 2009, 07:58:35 AM
I'm trying to send The Fruitcake Lady but can't seem to.  If I can find it, I'll send it.  She is so funny.  I hope she doesn't offend any of you, she's dead now.

Anyway, I would die by the sword if I thought it offended you. She was about 150 when she said all this stuff. 
Title: Re: A blonde joke
Post by: just2baccepted on September 15, 2009, 08:54:13 AM
Chickiebaby, I'm blonde and from Oklahoma but not offended in the slightest
;D ;D ;D  ;) ;)
Title: Re: A blonde joke
Post by: 2chickiebaby on September 15, 2009, 09:03:01 AM
I'm a blonde too!!  I was worried about The Fruitcake Lady offending you.  Did she?  I'll have her assassinated if she did. Oh, I forgot, she's dead.  ;D
Title: Re: A blonde joke
Post by: just2baccepted on September 15, 2009, 11:04:13 AM
My hubby won't let me watch videos anymore because I used to like to watch funny videos on youtube and  our computer got viruses like three times and we lost everything on our computer.  So to keep from watching the videos he just "forgot" to install the software for that, yea right!

I've been blonde since the 7th grade and actually have light brown hair.  Being blonde makes me look less washed out.  I'm sure I'll never go to any other color.
Title: Re: A blonde joke
Post by: 2chickiebaby on September 15, 2009, 11:22:47 AM
Oh my gosh, I wish you could watch The FruitCake Lady....she is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

I'm a natural blonde too.  I'll never be anything else. (I'm lying, I'm not a natural blonde)
But, I'm blonde