Alice Cooper was spot on:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNF2KNcRm-U
I never could get into his gore stuff, although it was a show-biz person that helped make him famous. And then when he started with the snakes (I'm telling my age), yeah....you all know how fond I am of snakes! Lol.
Yah, it's much better listening to it on an oldies station rather than seeing it in person...
I actually like some of his songs, like you said, as long as I don't look at him!
"Lines form on my face & hands
Lines form from the ups & downs...."
;)