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Problem Solving => Daughter in Laws and/or Son in Laws => Topic started by: LaurieS on May 23, 2011, 08:02:50 PM

Title: ROFLMGCSO
Post by: LaurieS on May 23, 2011, 08:02:50 PM
Thank you for asking Season's my little mini signature stands for: 

R  rolling
O  on
T  the
F  floor
L  laughing
M  my
G  gluteal
C  cleft
S  shield
O  off
Title: Re: ROFLMGCSO
Post by: seasons on May 24, 2011, 06:42:40 AM
Thank you clarifying that.  I guessed that MSO meant my socks off.  Wrong.  I have no idea what all that gluteal stuff means, so I guess I need to look it up. 

If 'gluteal cleft shield' comes from some current/past cultural movie or show, let me know, because I am totally clueless about culture and TV and movies. 
Title: Re: ROFLMGCSO
Post by: holliberri on May 24, 2011, 06:54:35 AM
Oh, if only Seasons had of joined two weeks prior.

Laurie has become well versed in anatomy and physiology.  :)
Title: Re: ROFLMGCSO
Post by: seasons on May 24, 2011, 07:14:08 AM
GCS - confusing but cute.

Protect your assets.  Essential.  Women need to be taught to think ahead about this. 
Title: Re: ROFLMGCSO
Post by: LaurieS on May 24, 2011, 07:14:39 AM
No Season this is nothing to do with TV, movies, or even cult followings (I know you did not imply such)  I got in to trouble on the boards for telling someone to protect their assets why you ask?  because I bolded the first 3 letters of assets (whew I won't do that again)... while I find it important for women to always remember to protect their assets in any relationship you'll see here that often their assets are left exposed.  Exposed assets are the downfall for a lot of women especially when a divorce or marital separation occurs...

As the gluteal cleft is actually considered a smile if you are laying on your side I don't find it vulgar
Simultaneously the shield is the method of protection. There are actual gluteal cleft shields that you can purchase
Since women often financially suffer due to a breakup, it's wise for all women to protect their assests, Agree?
Title: Re: ROFLMGCSO
Post by: seasons on May 24, 2011, 07:20:42 AM
I think I'm in a time warp, because I actually read your reply Laurie before posting, but my post appears ahead of yours. 

If I really am in a time warp, if I really am clairvoyant, let me know, so I can get myself an online stock market account and make hay.  (I'll keep it in my crib).
Title: Re: ROFLMGCSO
Post by: AnonymousDIL on May 24, 2011, 07:21:16 AM
Quote from: Laurie on May 24, 2011, 07:14:39 AM
No Season this is nothing to do with TV, movies, or even cult followings

I am a member of Laurie's cult following.... Just sayin' LOL
Title: Re: ROFLMGCSO
Post by: LaurieS on May 24, 2011, 07:22:45 AM
You did look a little clairvoyant ... let's make this easy... who are you betting on for the 3rd race of the day?
Title: Re: ROFLMGCSO
Post by: holliberri on May 24, 2011, 07:26:35 AM
Yes, profanity of any sort is banned form the Forum. Laurie knows this. Sometimes she has to learn the hard way. Can we move on now?  :) This was weeks ago and while I love gluteal cleft shield b/c it's kind of like those words ADil was describing to us (and it is clean to boot), I think we might be crossing into territory we don't need to be in.
Title: Re: ROFLMGCSO
Post by: LaurieS on May 24, 2011, 07:27:22 AM
here is the link.. something so simple could vastly improve this creators (a woman btw) assets
http://www.dangerousminds.net/comments/the_backtacular_gluteal_cleft_shield/
Title: Re: ROFLMGCSO
Post by: Pen on May 24, 2011, 07:28:33 AM
Let's just ask our members from time zones that are ahead of us!  ;D  ;D  ;D
Quote from: Laurie on May 24, 2011, 07:22:45 AM
You did look a little clairvoyant ... let's make this easy... who are you betting on for the 3rd race of the day?
Title: Re: ROFLMGCSO
Post by: elsieshaye on May 24, 2011, 07:33:16 AM
Laurie, it's a shame that, given human nature, the very people who desperately need one of those doodads would never, ever get one.  I seriously love that they have rhinestones on them.
Title: Re: ROFLMGCSO
Post by: LaurieS on May 24, 2011, 07:39:48 AM
yeah I just can't see our local plumber who we named butt-crack-bob, wearing one.. surely we could come up with something manly... lined with beer caps?