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Offline Pooh

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Laugh for the Day
« on: July 05, 2012, 10:47:53 AM »
Hopefully, Luise will not boot me out over this.....   ;D

Went to the high-risk baby Doc with FDIL Tuesday.  They did an ultrasound and the tech asked before she started, "Do you want to know the sex?"  FDIL said, "Yes, Yes."  Tech said, "Well, let's see if the bugger will cooperate."
 
This is what happened:

Tech immediately:  "It's a boy"
FDIL immediately:  "WHAT?" (Has been positive it was a girl)
Tech:                     "It's a boy"
FDIL still in shock:  "HOW DO YOU KNOW?"
Tech:                     "Ummm......it has a penis!"

Me:  Falls out of chair laughing
We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us. -
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Re: Laugh for the Day
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2012, 11:35:06 AM »
That is priceless!

Cute story to tell later when GS is older...oh wait, better not. I got in trouble from DIL when I told a similar one about DS. I guess she owns the goods now & I didn't get her permission first, lol.
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Re: Laugh for the Day
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2012, 01:12:00 PM »
Gosh Pen ...I wonder how your DS came into the world !

Great news Pooh , time to knit in blue .... :)

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Re: Laugh for the Day
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2012, 04:09:45 PM »
I don't understand. I thought when it was a boy the ultrasound screen turned blue and when it was a girl, it turned pink...
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Re: Laugh for the Day
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2012, 05:31:42 PM »
Good for you Pooh!  Congrats!  It's a hotdog and NOT a hamburger!  LOL!

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Re: Laugh for the Day
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2012, 03:55:46 PM »
LOL!!!  Congrats, Pooh!

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Re: Laugh for the Day
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2012, 11:27:15 AM »
Thanks everyone.  Ha ha ha...the look on the tech's face was priceless when FDIL asked how she knew. 

LL, I wish I could knit but a double crochet is about all I'm good at.
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Re: Laugh for the Day
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2012, 04:04:35 PM »
Smiling.  Congrats!