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Questions that Stumped "Dear Abby"
« on: September 15, 2009, 03:42:52 PM »
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>     "DEAR ABBY" ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING:
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>     Dear Abby,
>         A couple of women moved in across the hall from me.  One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties.  These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment.  Do you think they could be Lebanese?
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>     Dear Abby,
>         What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR?
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>     Dear Abby,
>         I have a man I can't trust.  He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.
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>     Dear Abby,
>         I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years.  It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.
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>     Dear Abby,
>         I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.
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>     Dear Abby,
>         Our son writes that he is taking Judo.  Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
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>     Dear Abby,
>         I joined the Navy to see the world.  I've seen it.  Now how do I get out?
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>      Dear Abby,
>         My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years.  He must be crazy.
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>     Dear Abby,
>         I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.
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>        My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going through mental pause.
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>     Dear Abby,
>         You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor.  Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor.  Now what do I do? 
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« Last Edit: September 17, 2009, 09:39:22 AM by luise.volta »
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Re: Questions that Stumped "Dear Abby"
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2009, 04:25:33 PM »
Very funny, Luise. :D

 Today on Maury, a woman had a child by someone she said was his Daddy.  It was nail biting.  The screen showed the child's picture while the Mother pointed out how simular they looked.

"I ain't his Daddy, he's Chinese"

"He ain't Chinese, look at that nose and eyes and lips. He looks just like you!!!"

"He ain't mine; I ain't Chinese"

Then Maury, who holds the key to all things gets the folder and says, "regarding this child, YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!!!"


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Re: Questions that Stumped "Dear Abby"
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2009, 04:34:14 PM »
luise, those were hysterical! ;D


chickie, i thought we got you off of the maury addiction !!!!  :o

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Re: Questions that Stumped "Dear Abby"
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2009, 04:37:07 PM »
The man comes out of nowhere!  He must be on all the blessed time.  I can't get away from him.  I've got to get well, for Heaven's sake.  My mind is going to seed.


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Re: Questions that Stumped "Dear Abby"
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2009, 09:31:29 PM »
Chick - turn it off!  ;D
"Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes it's a quiet voice at the end of the day saying, I'll try again tomorrow." -- Mary Ann Radmacher

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Re: Questions that Stumped "Dear Abby"
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2009, 02:16:36 PM »
Remember, these people can vote!! (and definitely did in 2000 & '04!)

That's a bummer that we might be considered stupid if we vote a certain way. Darn.  :(


I thought it was funny too.  I live in one of the states where we're thought to be stupid red necks.  I know they're out there but I do try to stay informed and not be one-sided.  I'll vote for anyone if they have integrity and have a good plan for the country. 8)
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Re: Questions that Stumped "Dear Abby"
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2009, 09:38:47 AM »
Well, we can take that off the bottom. I can see the prejudice. Not being able to spell or not knowing the definition of a word isn't necessarily stupid. I agree. (But it's still funny!)
"Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes it's a quiet voice at the end of the day saying, I'll try again tomorrow." -- Mary Ann Radmacher