Could it be possible? Just curious....

[Pooh]

Ha ha ha...I just got a mental picture of Miss on a tree with a chainsaw, cutting off a limb and Keys Girl sitting on the limb above it, shooting a shotgun at a white dove!!!!  Oh lol....

[luise.volta]

Priceless, Pooh! 

[Keys Girl]

Oh Pooh, I wouldn't shoot a helpless little dove.......however, I would consider juggling a few chainsaws on the branch above, that sounds like fun to me.

Good thing we don't have to buy these things, Home Depot would run out in a heartbeat!

[Miss Understood]

O.K. Just a funny! It made me laugh (which is a good thing)

A man met a wonderful woman and became engaged to her. He called his mother to share his good news with her. He arranged to have dinner with his mother that evening so that she could meet his fiancee. When he arrived at her home, he brought along three women - a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. His mother inquired as to why he had brought THREE women, instead of just one. He replied that he wanted to see if his mother would be able to guess which one of the women was her future daughter-in-law.
She looked at each one carefully and then replied: "It's the redhead."
"Wow! How could you possibly have figured that out so quickly?" he inquired.
She coldly replied: "Because I can't stand HER."

[barelythere]

O.K. Just a funny! It made me laugh (which is a good thing)

A man met a wonderful woman and became engaged to her. He called his mother to share his good news with her. He arranged to have dinner with his mother that evening so that she could meet his fiancee. When he arrived at her home, he brought along three women - a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. His mother inquired as to why he had brought THREE women, instead of just one. He replied that he wanted to see if his mother would be able to guess which one of the women was her future daughter-in-law.
She looked at each one carefully and then replied: "It's the redhead."
"Wow! How could you possibly have figured that out so quickly?" he inquired.
She coldly replied: "Because I can't stand HER."

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 

[Miss Understood]

A guy brings his dog into the vet and says, "Could you please cut my dog's tail off?" The vet examines the tail and says: "There is nothing wrong. Why would you want this done?" The man replies: "My mother-in-law is coming to visit, and I don't want anything in the house to make her think that she is welcome!"


Sorry, had to send another one. HEY! Don't complain....I have cried for 2 months and now....I am finally laughing. Thought I would pass some on to you all. Love me new friends.

[Miss Understood]

O.K. just one more....this is my favorite:
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word "mother-in-law" you get the words "woman hitler".

[luise.volta]

Miss U. Wonderful to see you back in the land of the living!!!! 

[Pooh]

Good ones Miss!!!!!!